You’re not going to lose those extra pounds when the only lifting you do is donuts to your mouth and shifting your butt on the couch so your cheeks don’t fall asleep. With eight locations around town, EP Fitness has gotten its ninth win in this category. Yes, there are the traditional ways to exercise, like cardio machines or weight lifting. But if you’re looking for something to change up your exercise game, EP Fitness has got something for just about everybody. There’s Zumba, pilates, salsa and even belly dancing. EP Fitness has more than 400 group fitness classes each week. You’re the one for me, fatty, but let’s get healthy, exercise, and keep it tight. 1430 Lee Trevino Dr., 915-593-3133; 981 N. Resler Dr., 915-760-4200; and additional locations, epfitness.com.