Last year Jaguar's was first runner-up for this honor, but now it's sitting on top of the competition. Sure, that's an unfortunate (and shameless) choice of words, but the fact remains: Jaguar's is the place to be if you want to witness the best use of tassels since the Shriners wore those funny hats. A staple for bachelor parties, the place has rightly earned its reputation, patrons say, for having the crème-de-la-scantily-clad-crème of female entertainers. 11377 Gateway W., 915-590-3955.
2. Comic Strip - 9515 Gateway Blvd. W., 915-581-8877.
3. Club 101 - 3233 N. Mesa St., 915-544-2101.